Homegag gifts from christine


gifts that celebrate the lighter side of life!

perfect for hot flashes! 

price: $15+s/h

gagations:

hormone dust bottle

The hair on my head is now thin; I soon found it living on my chin.

The wrinkles around my eyes from when days were Sunny;

I call then laugh lines, but their not so funny.

My breast were up; now they sag.

My hips are sporting saddle bags. 

I look-in the mirror ~ sigh and pause...

Oh my God, its menopause!

~ Brigitte Black